Roderick on the Line, Ep. 21: “Dead Rubber Girl in My Closet”

The Problem: Oates, Alfalfa, and some numerous options for love.

Oh, friends. My dear friends. This is the one.

This is the funniest and tightest and most horrifying episode of our program to date.

Judge me. For this is one of my five favorite things I’ve ever been involved in, and it’s all thanks to John Roderick, a cockatiel, some cooperative horses, and a popular brand of bespoke fake ladies with three (3) entries. It’s really that bad. It’s really that good.

JOHN:
My experience of horses is that, if you make yourself a lady horse for a horse, and, the following day, you don’t know what to get them: alfalfa.

A horse will always appreciate a bouquet of alfalfa. And, it really works for any situation. It works if they’re recovering from Six-Million Dollar Horse surgery. It works if you were a Lady Horse for them the night before and you’re a little shy the next day.

Alfalfa.