“We must all rainbow our puppy princess with butterfly hugs; when we do, all children can unicorn chocolate snuggle with Jesus hang glider.”—Merlin Mann, who has decided to inspire America by quoting himself and speaking in an insufferable third person.
“Because you know, the media is all about this need to create narrative or connect dots…This happened, and then this happened. That’s not how life is. You have to look at each data point as its own thing. And kinda let things marinate.”—Tay Zonday
“I don’t have ‘issues’ with your god or your religion…except as they affect the governance of my country and the traditions of my neighbors and loved ones. You might as well be talking about the Stanley Cup.”—jessamyn