Always with the Sandwiches
If I were to put a new sandwich on my bistro’s menu, then accept a bunch of orders, I must find a way to serve my lunch crowd in time for them to get back to the office. If I can’t deliver on what I’ve promised, then I seemingly need to take the sandwich off the menu, hire more cooks, or just shutter the damned restaurant and grab a non-stop to São Paulo. Resource Constraint...
Just as spilling means licking in fraternities at college, so crunching shall...– Vitamin Briefcase, 17 Simple Rules For Going To The Cinema With Me. Via Kottke
‘Namaste’…is a lovely way, in my humble opinion, to acknowledge that we’re...– Jaimie Epstein in Sunday’s “On Language.”
Longing for the days when gals like me were labeled ‘Nervous’ and...– Emily, who’s a favorite rider in my ersatz Twitter posse.
This is America. Pick a job and then become the person that does it.– Bobbie Barrett (via yournewfavorite)
…two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how...– The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams. Snippet from the 8th sentence of the book that, for some reason, passes through my mind every 3 weeks or so, making me both sad and happy.
Blogging is like masturbating into a mirror while you videotape yourself so you...– Lewis Black (via glass) (via jimray)
Here’s an old Bacon Ray song I wrote around...
"THIS IS NOT MLM!!!" - An Appreciation
I’ve become a fast fan of the YouTube scene around MLM, “Cash Gifting”, and the wider world of casual money scams and pyramid schemes. I’ve become so obsessed with it that yesterday I made a tribute video. Now, you know me. I’m not one to explain a joke. It’s like diagramming an orgasm. But my video has confused a few people. Which is okay, of course —...
DYNAMIC CASH GIVANATION: CA$H PROOF!!! Dwayne Schubert, Jr. (a/k/a “Da Cash Duke”) shows cash proof. THIS IS NOT MLM!!!
The packaging of Wheat Thins looks like my 8th-grade creative writing teacher...– Simon Goetz, who’s easily one of my favorite Tooters.