March 2009
February 2009
WatchTim and Eric - “Prices”
Probably the apotheosis of all insane Tim and Eric over-the-top video pieces. Gold.
Øη (Null Eta) is my visionary strategic business strategy framework strategy, based on instantly achieving zero efficiency using only cool greek letters, secret naps, and the occasional off-site retreat on the Las Vegas strip. Its goal — such as it is — is to make nothing happen. No efficiency. Nay: null efficiency. The absence of efficiency. None efficient. Empty set. Zzzzp.
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lonelysandwich:
fireland:
Introducing the...
Highly Sensitive Coaching for Highly Sensitive Souls & HSPs by Jenna Avery, CLC
“CLC,” I have now learned, is a suffix that means you are a “Certified Life Coach.” And, in this instance, this is a lady who is a life coach for people with “sensitive souls.”
If you are concerned that your sensitive soul may not be “working for you,” Ms....
allmusic ((( One of the Boys > Review )))
The problem is not with Katy’s gender-bending, it’s that her heart isn’t in it; she’s just using it to get her places, so she sinks to crass, craven depths that turn One of the Boys into a grotesque emblem of all the wretched excesses of this decade.
I haven’t heard more than a couple seconds of anything in Ms....
WatchSony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work | The Onion
I can’t wait to get home and spend my whole fucking night trying to figure the goddamned thing out.
[via pretty much everyone]
The Move - “Tonight”
USC TITLE 51: Little Squares of Truth
As enacted, my “Truth in Avatars Act of 2009” may mean a lot fewer sexy cartoon characters and a lot more Baron Harkonnens.
I know, I know. You love Lord of the Rings, or some German model in a bra, or some fucking Manga thing I’ve never heard of. Tough. It’s the law now.
So, please take a minute to paste a sweet new avvie of Walter Hudson into that chill pro.
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Welcome to “QPR: Quotidian Public Radio”
Quotidian Public Radio Audio comfort food for annoyed liberals in fleece.
(Public radio parodies, produced by Merlin Mann)
“We got this huge whiteboard at work but it’s caused a productivity crash....”
– John Dickerson
“Please explain this for those of us who have wives and jobs.”
– ColdChef, asking for clarification on the aforementioned big news about a thing that happened with a video game. Or, something.
ISKs, Aphasias, and Becoming Jasper Beardley; or...
The Escapist : News : More EVE Online Shenanigans: GoonSwarm Ganks Band Of Brothers
Details are still a bit scarce, but apparently The Mittani, leader of the Goonfleet Intelligence Agency, managed to convince a very high-ranking director in Band of Brothers to turn traitor and join GoonSwarm. Which in itself is bad enough, but according to a Shacknews reports, he brought trillions of...
Mad asked why it’d taken so long to pay the delivery guy for our Indian food. I told her we had to chaat about the Naan Compete Agreement, and it tikka longer than I expected, but that he was Ghandi now.
I know, I know. So sari.
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QPR - Nation of Talkers - “Planet Comment”
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At least for me,
yourmonkeycalled:
the popularity of a Tumblr post is inversely proportional to the time spent posting it.
It’s funny because it makes me hurt inside.
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If only there were some kind of service where people could congratulate each other on the things they thought of while watching TV.
Who Is On Twitter →
yourmonkeycalled:
people who are just back from a really awesome run
people who are involved with “computers”
people who are involved in “social networking” and optimizing the power of re-Tweeting and “computers”
people who really like the news
people who are hungry
people who are back from an OK run
Rachel Maddow
The full list is great.
