April 2009
The Long Winters in…”Packin’ Heat”
I’d forgotten about this — thanks for posting it, Adam
I’m a little uncomfortable that the robot lady at the supermarket told me...
– Jason B. Jones
Rob Corddry Has A Broner from FOD Team and Rob Corddry
There are three types of kinds: kinds, damn kinds, and sorts.
– Neven Mrgan
I prefer the term ‘lonely media.’ ‘Social’ makes it...
– Scott Simpson
Good Man Considered Harmful, Hard to Find (Without...
adamisacson:
essdogg:
I’ve been trying to get this goddamned script to run and I can’t do it and I’m sure it’s something dumb that I’m doing or not doing and that if one of you wants to send me some directions for a Mac I’ll get that shit running lickety split.
Anyway, as Eric Cartman would say, screw you guys, I’m going to bed. But I’ll try again tomorrow after the two, yes two, kids’ fairs...
I started a blog about being in America. Every single post says ‘What the fuck...
– nostrich, whom I love.
"...and, thrust home."
Cyrano de Bergerac Theatre Scene
Absolutely one of my all-time favorite movie scenes. This may be the modern smartass’s rosetta stone (right down to that little stare of regret at the end).
(Bonus: we learn the proper use of “presently.” Please share this information with friends.)
Visiting your parents means constantly proving to them that you’re not...
– Monteiro
Jim & Derrick “Microtan”
Yo, it’s sick tight. BO BO.