February 2011
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What Your 16-Hour Workday Says About You!
jessiechar:
You’re a really hard worker
Your time is poorly managed
You don’t know what to do with your life
Your boss knows you’re gullible
At least 40% of your diet consists of pre-packaged food
You send out work emails at inappropriate hours
You have no perspective on life
You don’t sleep enough for proper brain function
You have very little self-respect
Your salary should be higher,...
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Sticking the Landing
This is an insanely boring video of a child doing nothing.
Unless that child is your favorite person in the universe, and you desperately wish you could put every day with her in a bottle.
Babies make you into a total pussy.
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Things Communicated
When a life-challenged doofus like me finds himself dramatically disagreeing with a talented and lovable brainiac like Al3x, it’s a 99% safe bet that the life-challenged doofus like me is either just goofy, confused, stupid, and/or missing something that’s really super-obvious.
So, let’s just take it as read. I’m very likely the reductive doofus in this equation. But,...
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HOWTO make me sad
viafrank:
Real Headlines from the Homepage of Boing Boing HOWTO teach your small children to swordfight
Ketchup dispensing mobile robot
Demon rug
Insects made of human hair
HOWTO make a motorcycle out of cigarette lighters
HOWTO make an ultra-gross melting-head cake
HOWTO make monster snowshoes for your kids
Skull made of McDonald’s fries
Man shot in head, sneezes out bullet
I thought...
Sheraton Phoenix Downtown Hotel - Dining
District is designed to meld into the fabric of the downtown Phoenix core, embracing its inherent energy with open-air patio seating, live entertainment and local artwork.
Who, me? Oh, nothing. Just hanging out in Phoenix, reading The World’s Greatest Sentence.
Hoooo-ly shit.