January 2012
“How many SEO experts do you need to change a lightbulb lightbulbs buy light...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
December 2011
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WatchHardware Wars (dir. Ernie Fosselius, 1978)
When I was 14, I thought this was about the funniest thing ever.
FLUKE STARBUCKER: Jeepers! What is it, Augie Ben Doggie? Did you feel a great disturbance in The Force? As if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced?!? AUGIE BEN DOGGIE: No. Just a little headache.
Like I say, I was 14.
Anyway.
Ernie Fosselius -...
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steampoweredmedia:
Had to be done:
“Piano Man”...
WatchBreaking the fourth wall
“That’s the movie.”
$20 for all the pump chili you can eat (drink?) →
facemeltingaction:
Amazon seems to have the entire Long Winters discography on sale right now for under $20 bucks.
That’s a fuckin’ steal
Whuh? Hooooooly crap. If that’s not an egregious error, JUMP IN. go.
(not familiar with his work)
WatchBonkyhead [citation needed]
Wikipedia is always right.
Apple will not release iPad 3 at Macworld or CES →
parislemon:
Other things Apple will not be releasing at events they don’t put on include:
iGun
The iPad 3, 4, 5, 6, or 7
Apple Ham Radio
The Kraken
Apple+
The iPhone 5, 6, 7, 8, or — get this — 9
Apple Petting Zoo
BioDome 4
An Android phone
Their blow out Q1 earnings
Puppies
Actually, maybe puppies. Source cannot confirm or deny this.
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Neven Mrgan's tumbl: Focused dabbling →
mrgan:
Dan Benjamin on Back to Work:
“I don’t believe it’s possible to have a side business. I don’t think you can have a business on the side. I don’t think you can go to work and have a job and then come home and run a business. I believe that both the job and the side business… you will never…
Cloak →
onethingwell:
A VPN service with clients for OS X and iOS. On the former the app attempts to detect insecure networks and connect automatically.
Unusually, there’s a free tier—1 GB or 2 hours per month—so you can take Cloak for a spin without committing to a monthly plan.
How You Gonna Keep 'Em Down: Lessons Learned in... →
fightwithknives:
Just like you didn’t see 27 Dresses when it came out, begin avoiding 95% of writing that uses personal pronouns, which means almost everything online. It doesn’t matter if it’s written by someone you’ve met in real life, or in a publication you’ve read any liked before. If…
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“Upon marriage, her considerable fortune was contractually incorporated into the...”
– Downton Abbey - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In trying to find things my wife and I can enjoy together, I came upon this sentence and realized I may be having a stroke.
That said? Damn. This show’s gals gotta have the hottest eyebrows I’ve ever seen on any Masterpiece Theatre...
WatchPlay Space
I have no idea how you can work at the Hop n Play without laughing all day.
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