“In Greek mythology, Charybdis or Kharybdis was once a beautiful naiad and the daughter of Poseidon and Gaia. She takes the form of a huge bladder of a creature whose face is all mouth and whose arms and legs are flippers.”—
This was on my desktop labeled “IncidentalPowder”, though it could have just as easily been “MorningBoners”. It isn’t though, because I’m a lady and a professional* [most days] and so I’m pretty careful about file nomenclature.
(*scientist: not audio engineer, clearly. The internal association engine went from drunken hobo to this pretty quick, though.)
Originally brought on to Full Metal Jacket for accuracy advice, his demonstrations of how to do a Drill Sergeant Nasty were so good that he was cast in his famed role.
Said demonstration was unflinchingly chewing out the camera with both tennis balls and rotten oranges being thrown at him, and he continued to chew out the camera for fifteen straight minutes, during which he never once moved, changed his expression, or repeated himself.