Hardware Wars (dir. Ernie Fosselius, 1978)
When I was 14, I thought this was about the funniest thing ever.
FLUKE STARBUCKER: Jeepers! What is it, Augie Ben Doggie? Did you feel a great disturbance in The Force? As if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced?!?
AUGIE BEN DOGGIE: No. Just a little headache.
Like I say, I was 14.
Anyway.
Ernie Fosselius - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In later years, George Lucas called [Hardware Wars] his favorite Star Wars parody. Fosselius was honored by Lucasfilm when Hardware Wars was given the Pioneer Award at the 2003 Official Star Wars Fan Film Awards.
Self-abuse blackwork on Flickr.
I’m seriously considering making as many of these as I can manage and seeing if they’ll sell as Valentine’s Day gifts.
I don’t need the money, I just love the idea of a few of these being out there in the wild.
Source: beefranck
Apparently, I’ve been wearing a Han Solo sticker for two and a half hours.
Personal grooming? Impeccable.
Had to be done:
“Piano Man” as interpreted by me pretending to be Tom Waits.
Vocals only because I can’t play an instrument. If someone wanted to do backing tracks for whatever reason, they could download the .MP3 track here.
Source: steampoweredmedia
Breaking the fourth wall
“That’s the movie.”
