kung fu grippe

  1. Brand New! From the folks who brought you “You Should Do Whatever Makes You Feel Better, I Guess” paper towels, and “Well, Apparently, Now That’ll Just HAVE To Be Okay With Me” toilet tissue—it’s “If You Care.” I mean. I know you obviously don’t care—or you’d act really differently toward me, you know? Anyway. Whatever. Passive-Aggressive Brand® Hippie Products: “We Hope You’re Happy Now. No, Really. We Do. If Anything, Maybe We’ve Always Wanted TOO Much For You To Be Happy. So, It’s Probably Our Fault, Right? Sure. That’s Fine. Really. Just…Don’t Even Worry About It.”™

    Brand New!

    From the folks who brought you “You Should Do Whatever Makes You Feel Better, I Guess” paper towels, and “Well, Apparently, Now That’ll Just HAVE To Be Okay With Me” toilet tissue—it’s “If You Care.”

    I mean. I know you obviously don’t care—or you’d act really differently toward me, you know?

    Anyway. Whatever.

    Passive-Aggressive Brand® Hippie Products: “We Hope You’re Happy Now. No, Really. We Do. If Anything, Maybe We’ve Always Wanted TOO Much For You To Be Happy. So, It’s Probably Our Fault, Right? Sure. That’s Fine. Really. Just…Don’t Even Worry About It.”™

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