Appropriatist Keychain Never understood the appeal of the Giant Fucking Keyring. It’s like wearing a t-shirt that says, “Let’s both pretend my pecan-sized cocklette is handsome and wide.” Pecans ain’t wide, beer is good, and sparse images rule.
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Appropriatist Keychain

Never understood the appeal of the Giant Fucking Keyring.

It’s like wearing a t-shirt that says, “Let’s both pretend my pecan-sized cocklette is handsome and wide.”

Pecans ain’t wide, beer is good, and sparse images rule.

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  1. beefranck reblogged this from merlin and added:
    My new fake band name is...Keyring & the Cocklettes. First album:
  2. andyfranck reblogged this from merlin and added:
    Not bad Mr. Mann, but let me just fix...image a bit for you… Like this: Or, maybe this…...
  3. merlin posted this