Canonical. 1 In the beginning was The Constant Outrage, and The Constant Outrage was with San Francisco, and The Constant Outrage was not some little joke, okay? 2 I don’t leave these notes because I ENJOY having to remind you not to put your uneaten dead animal muscles in the compost bin. 3 I don’t scowl at you in the hall because I ENJOY your inability to intuit that you take very loud showers every morning at the precise moment I’m concentrating on giving my cats medically necessary Reiki. 4 And I hope you know I don’t ENJOY the oil- and blood-soaked frivolities that half-filled all the plastic bags you only ever used once and then threw at a dying planet like some big genocidal land mine. 5   I don’t ENJOY anything. Because no justice no peace. And Mumia. And Bush lied. And I need you like a fish needs a bicycle. 6 Maybe if I had an overcompensating quadra-wheeled hatemobile like yours, I could buy some toxic plastic stickers and THAT would get through to the hegemonic penis captain you call a brain. If you can read at all. Do they even teach Reading in whatever broken flyover state you were born in? 7 And stop leaving “funny” comments on these notes. I did not move to San Francisco to be surrounded by intolerance. Peace. 8 And the unevolved breeder/polluter comprehended it not.
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Canonical.

1 In the beginning was The Constant Outrage, and The Constant Outrage was with San Francisco, and The Constant Outrage was not some little joke, okay? 2 I don’t leave these notes because I ENJOY having to remind you not to put your uneaten dead animal muscles in the compost bin. 3 I don’t scowl at you in the hall because I ENJOY your inability to intuit that you take very loud showers every morning at the precise moment I’m concentrating on giving my cats medically necessary Reiki. 4 And I hope you know I don’t ENJOY the oil- and blood-soaked frivolities that half-filled all the plastic bags you only ever used once and then threw at a dying planet like some big genocidal land mine. 5   I don’t ENJOY anything. Because no justice no peace. And Mumia. And Bush lied. And I need you like a fish needs a bicycle. 6 Maybe if I had an overcompensating quadra-wheeled hatemobile like yours, I could buy some toxic plastic stickers and THAT would get through to the hegemonic penis captain you call a brain. If you can read at all. Do they even teach Reading in whatever broken flyover state you were born in? 7 And stop leaving “funny” comments on these notes. I did not move to San Francisco to be surrounded by intolerance. Peace. 8 And the unevolved breeder/polluter comprehended it not.

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