List of characters in “Slacker”
Should Have Stayed at Bus Station
Taxi Driver
Roadkill
Jogger
Running Late
Hit-and-run Son
Grocery Grabber of Death’s Bounty
Officer Bozzio
Officer Love
Street Musician
Walking to Coffee Shop
Espresso Czar / Masonic Malcontent
Giant Cappuccino
Dostoyevsky Wannabe
Looking for Missing Friend
Been on the Moon Since the 50’s
Tura Satana Look-Alike
Co-op Guy
Bush Basher
Comb Game Player
Sadistic Comb Game Player
Ultimate Loser
Stephanie from Dallas
Papsmear Pusher
T-Shirt Terrorist
Anti-Traveller
Wants to Leave Country
Sidewalk Psychic
Devoted Follower
Happy-Go-Lucky Guy
Two for One Special
Has Change
Traumatized Yacht Owner
Cranky Cook
Paranoid Paper Reader
Recluse in Bathrobe
Shut-in Girlfriend
Peeping Kid
Coke Machine Robber
Budding Capitalist Youth
Coke Heist Accomplice
Jilted Boyfriend
Guy Who Tosses Typewriter
Based on Authoritative Sources
Has Faith in Groups
Street Dweller
Conspiracy A-Go-Go Author
Nova
GTO
Hitchhiker Awaiting ‘True Call’
Video Interviewer
Video Cameraman
Sitting at Cafe
Hit Up for Cigarettes
Video Playing Store Security
Shoplifter
Old Anarchist
Anarchist’s Daughter
Burglar
Get-away Accomplice
Cadillac Crook
Video Backpacker
Slapping Boyfriend
Choking Girlfriend
Disguntled Grad Student
Having a Breakthrough Day
Teacup Sculpter
Working on Same Painting
Card Playing Waiter
Cafe Card Player #1
Cafe Card Player #2
Scooby Doo Philosopher
Papa Smurf
Questions Happiness
Has Conquered Fear of Rejection
Smoking Writer
S-T-E-V-E with a Van
Doorman at Club
Bike Rider with Nice Shoes
Cousin from Greece
Sitting on Ledge
Handstamping Arm Licker
Pixi-Visionary
To Be Buried By History
Going to Catch a Show
Band Playing at Club
Dairy Queen Photographer
Anti-Artist
Late Night Pick-up
Watching Early Morning TV
Old Man Recording Thoughts
Post-Modern Paul Revere
Super 8 Cameraman
All-Night Partier
Convertible Driver
Day Tripper
Tosses Camera Off Cliff
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