I realize most of you can’t see my toots, so let me bring you up to speed on the morning:
I said a few sarcastic things with big words and often-obscure pop culture references that were kind of mean but a little funny but, y’know, not really that much. Y’know. It’s Twitter, and it’s fine for what it is. Whatever.
Okay. You’re up to speed. Carry on, and enjoy your afternoon.
