1. a toot

    It’s excruciating to watch people pretend to help other people.

    Wow. Two years of oblique snark and offline hand-wringing, and there it is in one toot and one accidentally giant self-realization:

    I hate being labeled as cynical for noticing serially profitable fake sincerity.

    Well. That’s weird. I feel oddly awesome about realizing this very obvious thing. Go, me, I guess?

    Onward.