Oh Facebook. How did you know me and Merlin have so much catching up to do? I’ve tried this new banana bread recipe lately and he is pretty much unaware of my existence. We go way back. SO MUCH TO CATCH UP ON.
Oh, you. We catch up several times every day. Only it’s on the Tumblr. Right? I’m not the only one in this relationship, am I? Don’t make me stalk you.
Srsly, I am TERRIFIED to login to FB. I bet it’s been a year.
Christ knows how many zombies are waiting for me.
Stalk me? Why not, I’ve been stalking you for like a year and a hal—
I mean, stalk me? That’s so nice of you to say. Could you get Sandwich to do it instead? I really prefer him.
No, don’t unfoll—
Shit.
Your hair looks pretty like that. But you should comb it way slower. And sing a little. Wearing that bra I FedEx’d you. I SAID SLOWER DAMMIT! And maybe get better curtains.
I hear.
(Also, let’s move this over to Google wave, okay? SLOWER!!!)
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