The (Lazy Hack’s) Serenity Prayer

Yikes.

GOD GRANT ME
the serenity to accept that this is the dumbest thing I’ll ever type;
the knowledge to understand that this isn’t actually what the word, “serenity,” means;
the opportunity to change my mind to say I actually meant “good fortune” or something;
the wisdom to know the difference;
and whatever-the-fuck it will take to finish My Goddamned Book before I serenity myself off of a conveniently-located and very tall International Orange-colored bridge.

Source: pastie.textmate.org