kung fu grippe

  1. your monkey called: Cleaning Out My Birdhouse, Vol. 2

    yourmonkeycalled:

    Here’s another batch of Twitter almosts that have been kicking around my Birdhouse for a long time. It feels good to purge and start fresh every now and then, but I didn’t just want to delete these proto-toots:

    Sissy slaps. At dawn. Battle to the ouch.

    *****

    Just tried to donate blood but…

    2. Source: yourmonkeycalled

    Tagged:  birdhouse   twitter 

    Posted 10 months ago 74 notes

    1. staringdownmedusa reblogged this from yourmonkeycalled
    2. slacktory reblogged this from yourmonkeycalled and added:
      Rejected jokes from really funny people are the best. This list is a gift.
    3. merlin reblogged this from yourmonkeycalled
    4. lonelysandwich said: You should’ve tweeted all these. They’re better than the rest of your crap.
    5. samlroth reblogged this from yourmonkeycalled and added:
      Pay attention, folks.