1. Career Opportunities No question. So far, this is the best one. Appreciate her line of vision and expression; it’s like she’s watching Lynn Swann catch a Hail Mary and dreaming of a future career. “Someday, I’ll be sliced into breakfast meat and admired by a pig-child. Someday…” Exactly, kid, you’re the football; not the guy who catches it. Also, technically, you’ll only “work in the supermarket” for a day or two. It’s a career with a high — what? — burn-out rate, I guess.

    Career Opportunities

    No question. So far, this is the best one.

    Appreciate her line of vision and expression; it’s like she’s watching Lynn Swann catch a Hail Mary and dreaming of a future career.

    “Someday, I’ll be sliced into breakfast meat and admired by a pig-child. Someday…”

    Exactly, kid, you’re the football; not the guy who catches it.

    Also, technically, you’ll only “work in the supermarket” for a day or two. It’s a career with a high — what? — burn-out rate, I guess.

And, then, you were all...

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    sadistic fuck, wasn’t he?
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    Reminds me of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFUSTz3p_WY “man they made me grind it out”.
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    when I worked at...bookstore I was too busy being amused by Scarry’s recursive book covers...
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    god if this isnt a bleak metaphor for life, then I dont understand the meaning of the word metaphor
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