Want to pretend like we’re hanging out this afternoon? Me, too.
So, right now, go play this 9-minute (“alternate 12-inch”) version of “Temptation” on repeat for an hour while you type about managing expectations.
Got it? Cool.
Welcome. Comfortable? Want some seltzer or something? Sure. So. Should we listen to “Temptation” again? Really? Okay. No, totally. Me, too.
Fucking, yes: me, too.