I’m pretty sure that my stepdad is just half a Scott Bourne.
Take that however you want.
I have no idea what this means, but pretty much any way you interpret it, it’s pretty funny.
Also: Yes. Scott is a friend, and we shouldn’t be mean to him.
Also: Did I tell you about my new custom Hasselblad? It’s made out of weaponized virgin platinum, unicorn’s breath, and the skull of St. Thomas Aquinas. Was it cheap? No, sir, it was not.
Source: frakintosh
