Previously.

My Grand Central number (which, like all phone numbers, used to belong to someone else) has started getting occasional collection calls for JHONNY GARCIA. I feel bad for JHONNY GARCIA; those collections people are goddamned animals.

I block each of these numbers as new ones pop up (thanks, Grand Central!), but I couldn’t resist leveraging Grand Central’s ability to create a custom outgoing message just for one given incoming phone number. Just this once.

Yes, fans of You Look Nice Today will recognize this voice as our newest addition to the program, Karl Van Hœt, but for purposes of my custom outgoing message to the Toyota Financing Center in Beaverton, OR, today he’s JHONNY GARCIA.

And this is how JHONNY GARCIA rolls.