tj:
Filed under: “How to tell when a 3rd party seller on Amazon.com is shipping something via USPS instead of a more reliable and modern shipping method, such as carrier pigeon or 3-legged dog.”
Orrrrr…you get a “February 26th” because you forgot to check the lame shipping date.

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Source: tj
Orrrrr…you just forget...date. [trombone sound]