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VOTE: You Look Nice Today for Hottest Mommy Blogger

Unless it involves kissing, standing still, or consuming drinks with swords in them, the Talent of You Look Nice Today don’t normally believe in contests. We also don’t ordinarily believe in any voting that requires you to provide your birthday in order to cast your ballot. That’s exactly the kind of shit we kicked Russia’s ass for in Red Dawn.

With that said: if you chose to vote in this totally dumb contest so that You Look Nice Today might win “Hottest Mommy Blogger,” we would have no way to stop you. NONE.

And you have to imagine that you could use your latte name, latte birthday, and latte email opt-out in the registration fields. Just sayin’. Thank you.