Wait, would a weather application display information on the lock screen? Then it would be completely frictionless¹. I could almost think about investing in such things.
¹ Like an introductory physics cow.
Source: capnmariam
The poor meteorologists… do you know what you are doing to working families by taking away the need for these jobs?!?!...
I’d buy that app.
Also the perfect way to end any meandering, empty conversation about the weather.
Oh, this is lovely. Total Perspective Vortex (tm)
Just what I feel like right now.