kung fu grippe


  1. muffpunch:

    Today I picked up our office lunch that included SIX whole chickens. When I got back to the office, I discovered there was four. So I called.

    Me: Hi, this is Andria, I just picked up that huge order, and we’re short on some chickens.

    Him: No, it’s all there.

    Me: No, there are all the sides, the kabobs, and four chickens. There should be six.

    Him: No, they’re all there.

    Me: (sigh) There are eight pieces to a whole chicken. We have 32 pieces. 

    Him: 32 CHICKENS? THAT’S TOO MANY!!!!

    Me: THIRTY TWO PIECES.

    Him: That’s still too much!

    Me: Dude, do you know what you do for a living? You run a restaurant. That sells chicken. I would like to think you’d know how many pieces there are in a whole chicken.

    Him: 32 is too many, you didn’t pay for all those!

    Me: You’re right, I have 32 chickens. 32 chickens to feed 20 people. I shoved 32 chickens in my tiny Honda Civic along with all the other food. THIRTY TWO CHICKENS.

    Him: Do you want to pay by credit card?

    Me: You know we’re never coming back, right?