“Well, I mean, that’s what it is.”
In which Paul Kafasis helps me laugh out loud three times in the same morning:
GatorCountry.com did an interview with incoming Florida Gators wide receiver Ja’Juan Story. In it, Story was honest to a fault.
Q: What’s the most played song on your iPod?
A: Most played…I don’t know, I want to say Katy Perry, “Fireworks.” It’s intense.
Q: What’s your favorite pre-game ritual?
A: Well, I take a doodoo. Before every game I doodoo.
Q: That’s your FAVORITE pregame ritual?
A: Well, that’s the only thing I do. That’s one thing I have to do before every game, or I won’t feel energy, and I’ll just feel slow. When I do I just feel light on my feet and everything, and I feel faster, so that’s what I do.
Q: You know I’m going to write this in a story right?
A: Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.
In Bacon Ray, this identical ritual (sans the work of Ms. Perry) was known as “Taking a ‘Pre-Show.’” Everybody played way better after a Pre-Show. You feel lighter on your feet. Faster.
Remember, gang: you can’t embarrass an honest man.
Unrelated:
Source: onefoottsunami.com
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And this quote made...know. Making a doodoo.
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This fella’s childlike innocence is refreshing. Or he’s...black-belt at trolling. Either...
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my cat who passed away. She would take...shit and then run around the house.
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