USC TITLE 51: Little Squares of Truth
As enacted, my “Truth in Avatars Act of 2009” may mean a lot fewer sexy cartoon characters and a lot more Baron Harkonnens.
I know, I know. You love Lord of the Rings, or some German model in a bra, or some fucking Manga thing I’ve never heard of. Tough. It’s the law now.
So, please take a minute to paste a sweet new avvie of Walter Hudson into that chill pro.
Because, Gandalf: this year’s about change, and it’s about hope. But it’s also about compliance. And that starts with graphically acknowledging you’re not really a German model in a bra.
