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6 result(s) for “rejection”:
“Rejecting Wrong Desires”
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6 result(s) for “rejection”:
Writing and Rejection.
Also, you want a great high? Get a great rejection letter from a place like Esquire. I did and do and I save them all.
Somewhere, deep in our garage, I think I still have my first rejection from The Atlantic (ca. 1990). Blue embossed type on heavy card stock, if memory serves. Classy. Distinguished. Albeit, not signed.
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6 result(s) for “rejection”:
Alternatively.
You guys want an honest letter for a rejected submission?
You bet:
Hi,
We didn’t ask for this, and it’s not good. We don’t want to publish it. Stop sending things. Seriously.
Us.
Or, of course, you could do what Exquisite Corpse used to do: post a list of the names of every submitter who should a) try again later or b) never ever send anything again. Talk about honest.1
No, it’s not nice. But it is honest. And personal. Ish.
I mean do you guys respond to every piece of unrequested information you’ve ever received with a personal note? Newsletters, ads, and spam, too? Really, you don’t? Wow. Callous. Poor caddying.
Seriously, I don’t understand writers who get all butt-hurt about rejections. It’s like yelling at rain or gravity. It just is.
It’s not your fucking allowance, guys. It’s business. Keep writing, keep submitting, paper your walls, and cowboy up forever. The only person who owes you anything is you. Maybe. If you’re lucky.
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Exquisite Corpse. Addendum (2009-10-29 05:35:13 -0700). Google reminds me that Exquisite Corpse’s infamous rejection feature was called, “The Body Bag.” Dark horse, that Andrei Codrescu. ↩
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6 result(s) for “rejection”:
The Zest of Yore - “The Rejects”
Delightful. GbV’s Doug G. on guitar (and producing)
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6 result(s) for “rejection”:
Sawyer’s nicknames for people. Selected:
- Charlie: Amigo, Babynapper, Chuckie, Has-Been Pop Star, Jiminy Cricket, Little Limey Runt, Munchkin, Oliver Twist, A Reject From VH1 Has-Beens, Sport, Tattoo, Three Men & a Baby (with Hurley and Aaron - “I counted Hurley twice”)
- Hurley: Annoying, Avalanche, Barbar (mispronunciation of Babar), Gumby, Chicken Little, Deepdish, Ese, Grape Ape, Grimace, Hammo, Hero, Hoss, Hulk, International House of Pancakes, Jabba, Jumbotron, Kong, Lardo, Mongo, Muttonchops, Montezuma, My Roommate, Number One Draft Pick, Pillsbury, Pork Pie, Rerun, Sabu, Snuffy, Stay-Puft
- Kate: Baby, Belle of Ball, Boar Expert, Freckles, Girl, Hon’/Honey, Kiddo, Magellan, The Mighty Huntress, Little Lady, Pippi Longstocking, Puddin’, Sassafras, Sheena, Shortcake, Sugarpop, Sweetcheeks, Sweetheart, Thelma, Timmy (from Lassie), Tinkerbell, Woman
I’m with Scott: today, you’re all “Kenny Rogers.”
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6 result(s) for “rejection”:
List of characters in “Slacker”
Should Have Stayed at Bus Station
Taxi Driver
Roadkill
Jogger
Running Late
Hit-and-run Son
Grocery Grabber of Death’s Bounty
Officer Bozzio
Officer Love
Street Musician
Walking to Coffee Shop
Espresso Czar / Masonic Malcontent
Giant Cappuccino
Dostoyevsky Wannabe
Looking for Missing Friend
Been on the Moon Since the 50’s
Tura Satana Look-Alike
Co-op Guy
Bush Basher
Comb Game Player
Sadistic Comb Game Player
Ultimate Loser
Stephanie from Dallas
Papsmear Pusher
T-Shirt Terrorist
Anti-Traveller
Wants to Leave Country
Sidewalk Psychic
Devoted Follower
Happy-Go-Lucky Guy
Two for One Special
Has Change
Traumatized Yacht Owner
Cranky Cook
Paranoid Paper Reader
Recluse in Bathrobe
Shut-in Girlfriend
Peeping Kid
Coke Machine Robber
Budding Capitalist Youth
Coke Heist Accomplice
Jilted Boyfriend
Guy Who Tosses Typewriter
Based on Authoritative Sources
Has Faith in Groups
Street Dweller
Conspiracy A-Go-Go Author
Nova
GTO
Hitchhiker Awaiting ‘True Call’
Video Interviewer
Video Cameraman
Sitting at Cafe
Hit Up for Cigarettes
Video Playing Store Security
Shoplifter
Old Anarchist
Anarchist’s Daughter
Burglar
Get-away Accomplice
Cadillac Crook
Video Backpacker
Slapping Boyfriend
Choking Girlfriend
Disguntled Grad Student
Having a Breakthrough Day
Teacup Sculpter
Working on Same Painting
Card Playing Waiter
Cafe Card Player #1
Cafe Card Player #2
Scooby Doo Philosopher
Papa Smurf
Questions Happiness
Has Conquered Fear of Rejection
Smoking Writer
S-T-E-V-E with a Van
Doorman at Club
Bike Rider with Nice Shoes
Cousin from Greece
Sitting on Ledge
Handstamping Arm Licker
Pixi-Visionary
To Be Buried By History
Going to Catch a Show
Band Playing at Club
Dairy Queen Photographer
Anti-Artist
Late Night Pick-up
Watching Early Morning TV
Old Man Recording Thoughts
Post-Modern Paul Revere
Super 8 Cameraman
All-Night Partier
Convertible Driver
Day Tripper
Tosses Camera Off Cliff[via]