Yeah. I’m probably the best Dad in the world.
No big thing. Just sayin’.
Sometimes, Christmas feels like a succession of nested regular expressions.
Emotional, religious, and sometimes light-related regular expressions.
Anyway. I know fuck-all about regular expressions.
So. Back to these backslash fucking backslash lights.
Dan has confirmed that this handsome Christmas ornament my daughter and I stumbled on at the Hallmark store does, indeed, portray the vulcan mind meld scene he keeps randomly quoting on Back to Work.
Just for what it’s worth, if I were ever to see this ornament on someone’s Christmas tree, I would immediately report its owner to the appropriate authorities.
Because, that is a person who should not be trusted with a pine tree. Let alone a small hook.
Forewarned is forearmed, Van Hœt.
The Christmas That Arrived “Signature Required”
Christmas tree. From Costco. Delivered via FedEx.
Just like in Matthew.
God bless us every member.