kung fu grippe


  1. "Santa" has a sense of humor.

Nice!™

    "Santa" has a sense of humor.

    Nice!™

  2. Yeah. I’m probably the best Dad in the world.

No big thing. Just sayin’.

    Yeah. I’m probably the best Dad in the world.

    No big thing. Just sayin’.

  3. Photo by Madeline.

Love this so much.

    Photo by Madeline.

    Love this so much.

  4. Santa John

Enjoy: Roderick on the Line - Archive Holiday Edition - “The Story of Lola”
  5. Dio - “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen”

    Holy shit. It exists.

    Because, you know, there’s just not enough Christmas songs that sound like “Sign of the Southern Cross.”

  6. Sometimes, Christmas feels like a succession of nested regular expressions.

Emotional, religious, and sometimes light-related regular expressions.

Anyway. I know fuck-all about regular expressions.

So. Back to these backslash fucking backslash lights.

    Sometimes, Christmas feels like a succession of nested regular expressions.

    Emotional, religious, and sometimes light-related regular expressions.

    Anyway. I know fuck-all about regular expressions.

    So. Back to these backslash fucking backslash lights.

  7. "Remember…"

Dan has confirmed that this handsome Christmas ornament my daughter and I stumbled on at the Hallmark store does, indeed, portray the vulcan mind meld scene he keeps randomly quoting on Back to Work.

Just for what it’s worth, if I were ever to see this ornament on someone’s Christmas tree, I would immediately report its owner to the appropriate  authorities.

Because, that is a person who should not be trusted with a pine tree. Let alone a small hook.

Forewarned is forearmed, Van Hœt.

    "Remember…"

    Dan has confirmed that this handsome Christmas ornament my daughter and I stumbled on at the Hallmark store does, indeed, portray the vulcan mind meld scene he keeps randomly quoting on Back to Work.

    Just for what it’s worth, if I were ever to see this ornament on someone’s Christmas tree, I would immediately report its owner to the appropriate authorities.

    Because, that is a person who should not be trusted with a pine tree. Let alone a small hook.

    Forewarned is forearmed, Van Hœt.

  8. The Christmas That Arrived “Signature Required”

Christmas tree. From Costco. Delivered via FedEx.

Just like in Matthew.

God bless us every member.

    The Christmas That Arrived “Signature Required”

    Christmas tree. From Costco. Delivered via FedEx.

    Just like in Matthew.

    God bless us every member.

  9. Every 2011 Holiday Gift Guide, Summarized

    Something something.

    Merry Christmas! Or, whatever.


    cf: “Buy a Fucking Camera" (2008):

    Series: “How to Use a Fucking Camera”

  10. A Very Special Christmas Message from (Fake) Aaron Neville