kung fu grippe


  1. “Things Inside of Places”

  2. Innovation

Seasoned Google product manager and swashbuckling linguist, Inigo Montoya, was recently promoted from the Hey, Self-Driving Car! project to the Gmail Offline…Heh…No, Just Kidding You Actually Have to  TOTALLY  Be Online…Yeah I Know, Right? project.

Progress continues apace.

    Innovation

    Seasoned Google product manager and swashbuckling linguist, Inigo Montoya, was recently promoted from the Hey, Self-Driving Car! project to the Gmail Offline…Heh…No, Just Kidding You Actually Have to TOTALLY Be Online…Yeah I Know, Right? project.

    Progress continues apace.

  3. Oh, Hi, Pants-Shitting About Siri

    Oh, Hi, Pants-Shitting About Siri

  4. An End-to-End Solution

Using Google to fight Google.

Get mystery meat 800 number call in Google Voice
Use Google.com via Google Chrome to trace the number
Discover it’s spam for upgrading a Google Business Listing
Block number in Google Voice
Circle of Life. Hakuna Matata.

    An End-to-End Solution

    Using Google to fight Google.

    1. Get mystery meat 800 number call in Google Voice
    2. Use Google.com via Google Chrome to trace the number
    3. Discover it’s spam for upgrading a Google Business Listing
    4. Block number in Google Voice

    Circle of Life. Hakuna Matata.

  5. Look at me. I’m Asymco.

NASDAQ:AAPL: 376.85 +3.05 (0.82%) - Apple Inc.

Just for fun: Apple vs. NASDAQ, Microsoft, and Google. From the day of Google’s IPO through today.


  “+2343.90%”

    Look at me. I’m Asymco.

    NASDAQ:AAPL: 376.85 +3.05 (0.82%) - Apple Inc.

    Just for fun: Apple vs. NASDAQ, Microsoft, and Google. From the day of Google’s IPO through today.

    “+2343.90%”

  6. Something About Airplanes

See, as a non-technical person, I was having a terrible time understanding that Google will be “dropping support for older browsers.”

But, then—THEN—I saw this photograph of a building and a logo and a plane that happened to be flying nowhere near the building or the logo or, as best I can tell, the titular web browsers.

So, anyhow, now I understand that Google will be “dropping support for older browsers.”

Yep.

Wire services and photojournalism: they go together like web browsers and an airplane.

    Something About Airplanes

    See, as a non-technical person, I was having a terrible time understanding that Google will be “dropping support for older browsers.”

    But, then—THEN—I saw this photograph of a building and a logo and a plane that happened to be flying nowhere near the building or the logo or, as best I can tell, the titular web browsers.

    So, anyhow, now I understand that Google will be “dropping support for older browsers.”

    Yep.

    Wire services and photojournalism: they go together like web browsers and an airplane.

  7. Goddamn, that Google’s got them a smart little robut.

Indexing (and exposing) the anchors on a given page is just so brilliant. Kind of thing where, once you see it, you sorta can’t believe it wasn’t always there.

Unrelated: Man, does the abuse (slash willful misunderstanding) of that one, little three-word phrase ever grind my gears. So danged hard. IMO, even if you use it the way Jay Cee intended it, it amounts to some pretty squirelly advice. But, brother, do I ever hate to see it perverted into “I should follow The Dead and sell bad acid from this Marlboro fanny pack.” Weak sauce.

    Goddamn, that Google’s got them a smart little robut.

    Indexing (and exposing) the anchors on a given page is just so brilliant. Kind of thing where, once you see it, you sorta can’t believe it wasn’t always there.

    Unrelated: Man, does the abuse (slash willful misunderstanding) of that one, little three-word phrase ever grind my gears. So danged hard. IMO, even if you use it the way Jay Cee intended it, it amounts to some pretty squirelly advice. But, brother, do I ever hate to see it perverted into “I should follow The Dead and sell bad acid from this Marlboro fanny pack.” Weak sauce.

  8. The Day the Universe Changed

Since I declined the NDA, I am comfortable telling you Google’s trade secret: you can make money selling text ads.

You’re welcome.

    The Day the Universe Changed

    Since I declined the NDA, I am comfortable telling you Google’s trade secret: you can make money selling text ads.

    You’re welcome.

  9. Sexy Image Search of the Day

Mmmmmmmm…engineering process diagrams.

    Sexy Image Search of the Day

    Mmmmmmmm…engineering process diagrams.