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  1. yourmonkeycalled:

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    Last week it was my pleasure to tell jokes for 500 or so nerds as part of the live taping of John Gruber’s The Talk Show

    And it was my double-extra-creamy pleasure to unveil, with the help of my YLNT buds Adam and Merlin, a proposal for the future of language. 

    (Also maybe this is the dumbest thing I have ever written. Sandwich and Merls kind of saved it.)

  2. For Sale: $700 OBO

Like Giving Natalie Portman a Trucker Cap - The Talk Show - Mule Radio Syndicate on Huffduffer

Like Giving Natalie Portman a Trucker Cap - The Talk Show - Mule Radio Syndicate

Learn all about my disgusting office chair, the notional Pope John Paul Suite, how I use Launch Center Pro, why Gruber only fixes his computers with a hammer, and much much more—all on this week’s thrilling episode of The Talk Show with John Gruber.

    For Sale: $700 OBO

    Like Giving Natalie Portman a Trucker Cap - The Talk Show - Mule Radio Syndicate on Huffduffer

    Like Giving Natalie Portman a Trucker Cap - The Talk Show - Mule Radio Syndicate

    Learn all about my disgusting office chair, the notional Pope John Paul Suite, how I use Launch Center Pro, why Gruber only fixes his computers with a hammer, and much much more—all on this week’s thrilling episode of The Talk Show with John Gruber.

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  It was the seatbeltiest seatbelt I’ve ever seen.


—John Gruber

    It was the seatbeltiest seatbelt I’ve ever seen.

    John Gruber


  4. Threads of Taste

    Excerpt from Toy Story 2 (dir. John Lasseter, Ash Brannon, Lee Unkrich; 1999)

    Per yesterday’s marathon episode of The Talk Show (jump to around 123:52 here), this is a 15-second excerpt from one of my favorite PIXAR scenes in one of my favorite PIXAR movies.

    It’s the bit with the POV shot while The Cleaner fixes Woody’s arm.

    And, it’s a one-second shot.

    Watch it twice. It’s insane.

    Because, here’s the thing: like the transitions between The Magic Kingdom’s “lands,” the extravagant fish tanks and white tigers at The Mirage, and the impossibly seamless design of an iPhone 4’s chassis—there’s absolutely no direct or quantifiable financial reason to make this one little shot this good.

    The only reason to make each thread on a broken toy’s shirt look this good is taste. Pure and simple.

    And, at least as far as I’m concerned, that taste is precisely the thing that makes PIXAR, PIXAR.

    There’s no A/B test for awesome.


  5. [MP3 Download]

    The Talk Show #57: The Banana Window - 5by5

    On this special episode recorded while Dan was still on paternity leave, John is joined by guest host Merlin Mann. Merlin and John discuss Vegas, Disney, Pixar and more!

    Not gonna lie to you. Being on America’s Favorite Podcast™ was a total thrill.

    After a circuitous amble through problematic fruit, E-Ticket rides, ambient alcohol, housing problems in the Hundred Acre Wood, blackjack strategy, ATM fees, and watching your daughter learn to walk at a casino, we did actually get to a couple pretty great points about stuff. Gruber and Merlin stuff.

    This was just so fun to do, and I really hope you guys like it too.

    (And, yes, there’s also an After Dark.)


    Drawing by the wonderful Dave Gray

  6. “Disjointed”

A View to a Kill: Just giving up.

Best episode ever, man: The Talk Show #45: Secret Horse-Doping Lab - 5by5

    Disjointed

    A View to a Kill: Just giving up.

    Best episode ever, man: The Talk Show #45: Secret Horse-Doping Lab - 5by5

  7. THE Talk Show Nerds, this is:

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I’m not a programmer or anything. I just like how this looks. HTH.

I Love You™



Albeit slightly futzed with. ↩

    THE Talk Show Nerds, this is:

    I’m not a programmer or anything. I just like how this looks. HTH.

    I Love You™


    1. Albeit slightly futzed with. 

  8. Das Unterbewusstsein Staubsauger

I mean. You know. Roughly.

It’s vernacular.

[viz.]

    Das Unterbewusstsein Staubsauger

    I mean. You know. Roughly.

    It’s vernacular.

    [viz.]

  9. “Diagonal.”

    The Talk Show #34: A Very Puffy Shirt - 5by5

    The Talk Show #34: A Very Puffy Shirt - 5by5 on Huffduffer

    (~33:00)

    JOHN: We only have one TV in the house.
    DAN: Oh, but it’s huge, Dude. It’s huge. It’s, like, a…60-…70-inch plasma.
    JOHN: It’s a hundred and eighty inches. Diagonal.
    DAN: You can see that from any room you want.
    JOHN: Right. It’s twenty-two feet.
    DAN: [laughs]
    JOHN: Diagonal.

    Gold.

    Much as I love both these men, it took me listening to three full episodes to really get into it.

    Now? Gold.