kung fu grippe


  1. Still my undisputed champion.

[viz.]

    Still my undisputed champion.

    [viz.]

  2. That’s because it’s a state of mind, Twitter.

State. Of mind.

    That’s because it’s a state of mind, Twitter.

    State. Of mind.

  3. Updated

Keeping it, as they say, real.

    Updated

    Keeping it, as they say, real.

  4. Rejected Tweets, Part 44

I mean, come on. I’m not an animal.

    Rejected Tweets, Part 44

    I mean, come on. I’m not an animal.

  5. Meh. No big whoop. Just two of my favorite comic writers. Whatevs.

[gulp]

    Meh. No big whoop. Just two of my favorite comic writers. Whatevs.

    [gulp]

  6. No pressure or anything.

That’s less than one day.

I definitely need to lay down.

    No pressure or anything.

    That’s less than one day.

    I definitely need to lay down.

  7. Thanks, computers!

    Thanks, computers!

  8. Hm.

In fairness, Staples® did also manage to produce yeoman’s work on the divisive X-Calibre franchise.

So, sure. Duh. Instafollow.

    Hm.

    In fairness, Staples® did also manage to produce yeoman’s work on the divisive X-Calibre franchise.

    So, sure. Duh. Instafollow.

  9. Spider-Man: Season One

    Spider-Man: Season One

  10. ““Verified””

    Unrequested and completely apropos of nothing, Twitter said they wanted to “verify” me.

    Whatever.

    I signed up to be “verified.”

    And, here’s the handy little advice slash quiz their social robot gave me to leverage my new “verification.”

    So, yeah. Now I know how to win at Twitter.

    With verification.

  11. It’s becoming clear that I live in a completely different “world.”

    It’s becoming clear that I live in a completely different “world.”

  12. texburgher:


So dawn goes down to day.Nothing gold can stay.

-Robert Frost on Twitter’s fate

    texburgher:

    So dawn goes down to day.
    Nothing gold can stay.

    -Robert Frost on Twitter’s fate

  13. your monkey called: Cleaning Out My Birdhouse, Vol. 2

    yourmonkeycalled:

    Here’s another batch of Twitter almosts that have been kicking around my Birdhouse for a long time. It feels good to purge and start fresh every now and then, but I didn’t just want to delete these proto-toots:

    Sissy slaps. At dawn. Battle to the ouch.

    *****

    Just tried to donate blood but…

  14. waxandmilk:

A REAL HUMAN BEING AND A REAL HERO

    waxandmilk:

    A REAL HUMAN BEING AND A REAL HERO

  15. Restraint, Demonstrated, Item Nº 3

I save the really special ones just for you guys.

    Restraint, Demonstrated, Item Nº 3

    I save the really special ones just for you guys.