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“Santa” has a sense of humor.
Nice!™
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Yeah. I’m probably the best Dad in the world.
No big thing. Just sayin’.
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Photo by Madeline.
Love this so much.
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Dio - “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen”
Holy shit. It exists.
Because, you know, there’s just not enough Christmas songs that sound like “Sign of the Southern Cross.”
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Sometimes, Christmas feels like a succession of nested regular expressions.
Emotional, religious, and sometimes light-related regular expressions.
Anyway. I know fuck-all about regular expressions.
So. Back to these backslash fucking backslash lights.
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“Remember…”
Dan has confirmed that this handsome Christmas ornament my daughter and I stumbled on at the Hallmark store does, indeed, portray the vulcan mind meld scene he keeps randomly quoting on Back to Work.
Just for what it’s worth, if I were ever to see this ornament on someone’s Christmas tree, I would immediately report its owner to the appropriate authorities.
Because, that is a person who should not be trusted with a pine tree. Let alone a small hook.
Forewarned is forearmed, Van Hœt.
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The Christmas That Arrived “Signature Required”
Christmas tree. From Costco. Delivered via FedEx.
Just like in Matthew.
God bless us every member.
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Every 2011 Holiday Gift Guide, Summarized
Merry Christmas! Or, whatever.
cf: “Buy a Fucking Camera” (2008):
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A Very Special Christmas Message from (Fake) Aaron Neville
