Had a good workout. Also? “Sedentary?” Really? What, did “Chronically, Hopelessly, and Unapologetically Lard-Asséd” just not fit in the MySQL field? Jiminy, that kind of shit just makes me SO angry, hungry, tired, torpid, ravenous, exhausted, and, wait—what now?
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Had a good workout.

Also? “Sedentary?” Really?

What, did “Chronically, Hopelessly, and Unapologetically Lard-Asséd” just not fit in the MySQL field?

Jiminy, that kind of shit just makes me SO angry, hungry, tired, torpid, ravenous, exhausted, and, wait—what now?

Liking the Fitbit

There’s already more than enough big reviews out there to graze on, but here’s a few quick first impressions of my spanking new Fitbit.

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First Night with the New Fitbit + Suddenly Very Sick Little Girl = Useful Insight Into Daddy’s Sleep Patterns. Also, delirium.
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First Night with the New Fitbit + Suddenly Very Sick Little Girl = Useful Insight Into Daddy’s Sleep Patterns.

Also, delirium.