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My New Minimalist iOS Weather App
Coming soon to the App Store.
Only $3.99.
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Nice try Marco! We all know you to just Merlin’d your desk to try and try and deny the reality that you exist in a pristine, Apple Store-like Fortress of Solitude made of ice.
Where are you in this picture? Where’s some kind of proof this is even your desk, your office, or even your own house? The bizarre combo of Microsoft keyboard and Apple Magic Mouse does not prove anything to me.
(via bigweek)
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Minimalist Desk
Something something distraction-free.
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43 Simple Ways To Simplify Your Life
- Remove your doors
- Eat half of each pet
- Sit on a big, thick book
- Something something keyring holder
- Paint clocks cheery pink
- Wear discarded food
- Makebelieve girlfriend chair
- Sleep in liquor cabinet
- Embrace hug love hug meow meow
- Small room to plan crimes
- Hack your house key organizer
- Mail a surprise toaster
- Just stare more
- Fourteen
- Poke holes in paper things
- Macrame shoelace tree
- Scrapbook poop and pee
- Euthanize even faster
- Amputate favorite limb
- Pencil shaving gallery
- Immigrant coat rack
- Shoebox of dangerous porn
- Zen unicorn rainbow zen journal
- Icepick to one good eye
- Simplify fourteen harder
- Aluminum foil swan cozy dryer
- Smell your finger. All of it.
- Resimplify your simplicity
- Habitualize your zen
- Remind your drapes, “I love you, Mrs. Textile”
- Freeze your clutter
- Couch fort dinner party
- Nicene Creed robot
- Only sodomize things that forgive
- Coaxial sweater vest
- Transitive verb predicate clause
- More crying but quieter
- Inhaler nativity
- Contact paper taxonomy binder
- America’s Roast Beef: Yes, Sir
- Breathe like no one’s dancing
- Unbridled solo diaper play
- Illuminated panty shrine
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This is my new minimalist Tumblr. Please read it once. Thanks.
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Simple Desktop
