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The kid from down the street clogged our toilet
I lifted the lid to pee and it was like a barrel of chocolate pudding lost a fight with a newspaper. He’s been spending a lot of time here lately, and he eats like he’s never seen food before. I’m going to have to start sprinkling laxative on everything we feed him.
I’ve plunged it three times already and it’s still a little clogged. I’m missing a shoe, and I’m kind of worried that he ate it.
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“Mann’s assumption” (Taken with instagram)
